chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

full-length-hiddles:

throwback

nipples, i see nipples

HELLO DARLING

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

That I would wear. Dang.

MY PEOPLE

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

pondamypond:

THAT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

YES BUT BABIES ONLY SLEEP WELL IF YOU WRAP IN A BLANKET LIKE A BURRITO AND THIS IS MUCH EASIER  THAN FIXING A BLANKET AROUND THEM ALL THE TIME

Holy shit

thatfunnyblog:

this should’ve been the movie poster

Natalie Dormer on Craig Ferguson (17/05/13)

QUEEN WIFE

edwardspoonhands:

First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.

But there are a number of circumstances in which…

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

thetruthyness:

from cleolinda’s recaps

#if he could figure out how to make popcorn out of people he’d be eating it right now #sob